3 poems by Vincent Todaro, our friend "Vinny"
Read to us, by Vinny, at our April Luncheon on 4-2-2014
Plus here is a link to the smilebox of our luncheon.

THE 9-HERS
Our girls call Shalimar their home,
From these hallowed grounds they will never roam;
Every one of them shows me great respect,
If they saw me play, they would say, "What the heck!"

We 9-hers treasure each Wednesday,
Here at Shalimar where we love to play;
We welcome all to join our ranks,
Sign up, play golf, and we will say thanks.

Bring your "A" game, even your "C" or "B",
Our competition is tough, as you will see;
You will have fun, and that's for sure,
When it's said and done, you're a 9-her!!!!!

NANCY
If I don't see her each week, I really miss her,
I wish the Lord had made her my sister;
No other golfer could replace,
My Nancy, with the blue leg brace.

She loves the game, and plays it well,
Seeing her each Wednesday is really swell,
She makes Shalimar a better place,
My Nancy, with the blue leg brace.

Her Game is good, and if I recall,
She hits it way past Sandy Dodson's ball,
She's tough and always tries to be fair,
Nancy actually believes that I have hair.

ODE TO SANDY DODSON (He did this in a rap)
Here's to Sandy Dodson, copping a plea,
Telling us her short drive bounced off of a tree.

She hits them straight, she hits them long,
Sandy, think up a new story, we ain't buying that song.

Let the truth be known, let's finally clear the air,
I lie better than that, I have a full head of hair.

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Last Updated: April 6, 2016