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Table
of Contents:
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Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line Up Your Fourth Putt
.. Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Dunlop from
the Rough When You Hit a Titleist from the Tee
.. Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water
When You Lie 8 in a Bunker (also see Chapter 7)
.. Chapter 4 - How to Get More Distance
off the Shank
.. Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger
the Finger
.. Chapter 6 - When to Implement Handicap
Management
.. Chapter 7 - Proper Excuses for Drinking
Beer Before 9:00 a.m.
.. Chapter 8 - How to Rationalize a 6
Hour Round
.. Chapter 9 - How to Find That Ball
That Everyone Else Saw Go in the Water
.. Chapter 10 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't
Care That You Birdied the 5th
.. Chapter 11 - How to Let a Foursome
Play Through Your Twosome
.. Chapter 12 - How to Relax When You
Are Hitting Three off the Tee (also see Chapter 7)
.. Chapter 13 - When to Suggest Major
Swing Corrections to Your Opponent
.. Chapter 14 - God and the Meaning of
the Birdie-to-Bogey Three Putt
.. Chapter 15 - When to Re-grip Your
Ball Retriever
.. Chapter 16 - Can You Purchase a Better
Golf Game?
.. Chapter 17 - Rules Interpretation:
"Loss of Ball is Penalty Enough..."
.. Chapter 18 - Why male golfers will
pay $5.00 a beer from the cart girl and give her a $3 tip,
.......................... but will balk
at $3.50 at the 19th hole and stiff the bartender.
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